just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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