you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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