I can tuck mytits in my pants
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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