It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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