I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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