do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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