fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
my sisters under your porch take her home
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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