Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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