wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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