their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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