As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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