Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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