every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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