I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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