You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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