Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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