She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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