used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I didn't notice because vodka
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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