problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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