Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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