My Higher Power is John Stamos
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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