He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Randomize
