My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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