I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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