shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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