will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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