Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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