You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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