Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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