Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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