I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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