Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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