you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she peed on how many people?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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