well you can't waste a boner
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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