Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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