He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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