honey bunches of taint.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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