I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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