Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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