We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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