She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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