fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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