Apparently you make a good broom.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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