so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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