You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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