seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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