Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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