Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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