dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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We got so high we made milksteak
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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