The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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