Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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