did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Don't make out with my wife yet
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
