I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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