I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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