I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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